• me: *falls in love with rockstar old enough to be my father*
  • me: why why why why why why why why
  • slimydad:

    i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser

    do-you-love-me-surfer-girl:

    don’t ever let a man come between you and your fake relationship with a rock star

    waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper

    irrreversibility:

    boys cry
    girls masturbate
    boys can like pink and not be gay
    girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
    boys can like ballet
    girls can like video games
    boys can be hot without a six pack
    girls can be hot without a hairless body
    boys can have hair down to their waists
    girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

    gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do